Sophie Dahl

To Kitty, growing up at Hay House surrounded by doting relations, is heaven. But for Marina, Kitty's silver-eyed mother, younger and more beautiful than other mothers, it is simply boredom. She craves novelty, excitement and parties. X rated, contains offensive language.

These poems are for all tea-drinkers, be that Earl Grey or English Breakfast, cup or mug, to be read with a tea tray at your elbow and your feet up. This book was recorded as part of the Social Action Zone project at the Conservative Party Conference 2011 and read by members of the government.