Jason Hazeley

A current affairs parody and stupidly feasible visit to the 24-hour Hall Of Opinion Mirrors. Because there are two stories to every story.

In the first episode, a new trend in children’s parties and an international humanitarian disaster come under the Agendascope. Plus - should Britain seek the expert advice of wheelwrights and hubmen?

In episode 2, some exciting new old repeats on your TV, a new use for cardboard and shepherds pie quite literally sweeps the nation. Plus an extraordinary revelation about Kate Bush...

In the third episode, we visit the English Channel, Liverpool and Waitrose and have an enjoyable chat about a new form of murder - all hosted by hostioneer Alexandra Palisades.

And in the final episode, we save some succulents, stir the financial soup and discover whether Britain will be better off under a cheese and tomato sandwich.