Tom Sharpe

Porterhouse College is renowned for its gastronomic excellence, the arrogance of its Fellows and its academic mediocrity. Sir Godber Evans, ex-Cabinet Minister and the new Master, is determined to change all this, but provokes the wrath of the Dean and, most intransigent of all, Skullion the Head Porter - with hilarious and catastrophic results. X rated, contains offensive language.

Now in the era of e-mails and crises in the NHS, Wilt is pitted against the vices of an aristocrat, the greed of a politician's wife and the seedier side of Britain's medical facilities. X rated, contains offensive language.