Playing The Moldovans At Tennis

The author bets that he can't track down the Moldavian football team and beat them at tennis. He expects to have a jolly trip but finds a country with nothing whatsoever to offer touists, and the Moldavians to be grey, dour people. An interesting view of post-Communist life in Eastern Europe, with the added suspense of whether he will track down the footballers! X rated, explicit sexual content.